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Bucket & Spade Tote Bag
£12.99
From the fine china to fine sand… This tongue in cheek tote bag shows the queen of social climbing herself, proudly patrolling the seaside with a spade in hand and zero nonsense in her eyes. Ideal for gift shops, Hyacinth superfans, or anyone who appreciates a bit of British telly wit.
- Heavy-duty canvas with a soft natural finish
- Digital print with rich detail and vivid colours
- Great for beach gear, shopping, or passive-aggressive small talk
- Size: 38 x 42 cm with long shoulder handles
📦 Shipping & 🚫 Returns
We like to keep things simple — so here’s the lowdown on how we handle orders, shipping, and any hiccups along the way.
🧵 Made to Order
All of our items are made to order, just for you. This means:
- We don’t carry mass stock
- We don’t accept returns unless something’s gone wrong
- You’ve got 14 days from delivery to report a fault.
- Items must be in resalable condition – unworn, unwashed, and just as they arrived.
- Personalised items are exempt unless faulty.
- Replacements only — we don’t offer refunds or store credit.
- Customers cover return postage.
- We currently ship to the UK only
- Free UK shipping on orders over £50
- Standard shipping: £2.95
- Tracked shipping: £4.95
- Carried by Royal Mail or Evri
- We aim to produce your order within 2–3 working days
- Once dispatched, delivery takes 1–2 working days
- Tracked shipping includes tracking info (naturally)
