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Glow in the Dark
Personalise me
Glow in the Dark
Personalise me
Absolute Legend – Glow Prank Tee
£24.95
In the daylight? He thinks he’s an Absolute Legend.
Big dog energy. Centre of attention. Top lad. But once the lights go down… so does the truth.
This tee looks innocent enough until the dark hits and that proud white star spills the glow-in-the-dark truth underneath.
The word “CUNT” lights up front and centre, stitched right into his ego.
Made for the ultimate prank on a stag do, birthdays, lads holidays, or anytime your mate needs reminding he’s not quite the legend he thinks he is. Just see how long it takes him to realise
📦 Shipping & 🚫 Returns
We like to keep things simple — so here’s the lowdown on how we handle orders, shipping, and any hiccups along the way.
🧵 Made to Order
All of our items are made to order, just for you. This means:
- We don’t carry mass stock
- We don’t accept returns unless something’s gone wrong
- You’ve got 14 days from delivery to report a fault.
- Items must be in resalable condition – unworn, unwashed, and just as they arrived.
- Personalised items are exempt unless faulty.
- Replacements only — we don’t offer refunds or store credit.
- Customers cover return postage.
- We currently ship to the UK only
- Free UK shipping on orders over £50
- Standard shipping: £2.95
- Tracked shipping: £4.95
- Carried by Royal Mail or Evri
- We aim to produce your order within 2–3 working days
- Once dispatched, delivery takes 1–2 working days
- Tracked shipping includes tracking info (naturally)
